Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Captain troy!

It all started in space with a bunch of alians wondering what it would be like tobe pirates. They landed some place on earth. they just thot it now but they might need camoflge for the ship they build in space so no one would notice them in the water. It would be kind of weird for a ship to be on the water with a bunch of alians waking around on the deck.





The alians start to read a book on how to bea pirat and how to steel from people for no reason what so ever. After they read the book they send a alian on to the island thats al around them. The alians have found a way for them selfs to transe form them selfs into people so no one would be all like AHHHH! WHAT IS THAT THING CALL THE COPS!. KILL IT!


That would just blow their whole plan over. In the book it says that you will know that your a pirates when you do something really stupid....like kid napping a poor little soul who cant protect himself from a full grown man because hes stuffing his face with candy..Well in this case a full grown alian dressed up in a pirates suit.





A few hours later the alian detects something on this cross walk type place.


'Hey you over their want a puppy or i mean candy do you like candy i think you do because your a child so you have to like candy?


'Okay' says the child exitingly.


As the child runs tward the trees the alian walks slowly tawords the fence that cuts you off from the water.


'Here you go now you injoi that candy while it lasts' says alian


The alian grabs the kids arm and swings his lantern three times so the other alians knows its him and he has a child with him. The ship fades into view so they can see it clearly. The child has no idea what is going on when hes stuffing his face with candy. As the alian ship gets to the shore they board the ship and kidnap the child who sttill has no idea whats going on yet because hes not finished the candy.



As they flu back to their home planet they had a party to congradulat that they are real pirats and that they did something bad for the first time of their life on that planet. When they got home they tryed to grab the kid but then realized that the kid couldn't breath in space so the alians throu him into space and hoped they wouldn't go to the slammer A.K.A prison. So they decided to go hid out in their new hidout.... their mom's house.

Monday, May 3, 2010

story top ten words??

It all started with a guy who calls himself hipopoponomus. He was a very greety guy who always gat what they wanted because his birthday was on the same day as christmas morning. His dad rhymnosorus is a lawyer so he gets payed a crap load of money. Hipopoponomus always got bubbles and he always gets air heads.... dont really know why he just loves to nibble air heads for some odd reason.

One year his dad Rhymnosorus asked him what he wanted to get this year for like a big present. He said that he wanted two hundred dollers worth of five cent candys his dads eyes raised in suprismet and he said nnno!
'But why not!! said hipopoponomus
'besause its 2 hundred doler on 5 cent candys thats way to musch candy your going to get sick real bad for the rest of the year if you get that much candy.