It all started in space with a bunch of alians wondering what it would be like tobe pirates. They landed some place on earth. they just thot it now but they might need camoflge for the ship they build in space so no one would notice them in the water. It would be kind of weird for a ship to be on the water with a bunch of alians waking around on the deck.
The alians start to read a book on how to bea pirat and how to steel from people for no reason what so ever. After they read the book they send a alian on to the island thats al around them. The alians have found a way for them selfs to transe form them selfs into people so no one would be all like AHHHH! WHAT IS THAT THING CALL THE COPS!. KILL IT!
That would just blow their whole plan over. In the book it says that you will know that your a pirates when you do something really stupid....like kid napping a poor little soul who cant protect himself from a full grown man because hes stuffing his face with candy..Well in this case a full grown alian dressed up in a pirates suit.
A few hours later the alian detects something on this cross walk type place.
'Hey you over their want a puppy or i mean candy do you like candy i think you do because your a child so you have to like candy?
'Okay' says the child exitingly.
As the child runs tward the trees the alian walks slowly tawords the fence that cuts you off from the water.
'Here you go now you injoi that candy while it lasts' says alian
The alian grabs the kids arm and swings his lantern three times so the other alians knows its him and he has a child with him. The ship fades into view so they can see it clearly. The child has no idea what is going on when hes stuffing his face with candy. As the alian ship gets to the shore they board the ship and kidnap the child who sttill has no idea whats going on yet because hes not finished the candy.
As they flu back to their home planet they had a party to congradulat that they are real pirats and that they did something bad for the first time of their life on that planet. When they got home they tryed to grab the kid but then realized that the kid couldn't breath in space so the alians throu him into space and hoped they wouldn't go to the slammer A.K.A prison. So they decided to go hid out in their new hidout.... their mom's house.
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
story top ten words??
It all started with a guy who calls himself hipopoponomus. He was a very greety guy who always gat what they wanted because his birthday was on the same day as christmas morning. His dad rhymnosorus is a lawyer so he gets payed a crap load of money. Hipopoponomus always got bubbles and he always gets air heads.... dont really know why he just loves to nibble air heads for some odd reason.
One year his dad Rhymnosorus asked him what he wanted to get this year for like a big present. He said that he wanted two hundred dollers worth of five cent candys his dads eyes raised in suprismet and he said nnno!
'But why not!! said hipopoponomus
'besause its 2 hundred doler on 5 cent candys thats way to musch candy your going to get sick real bad for the rest of the year if you get that much candy.
One year his dad Rhymnosorus asked him what he wanted to get this year for like a big present. He said that he wanted two hundred dollers worth of five cent candys his dads eyes raised in suprismet and he said nnno!
'But why not!! said hipopoponomus
'besause its 2 hundred doler on 5 cent candys thats way to musch candy your going to get sick real bad for the rest of the year if you get that much candy.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
A new day at a new school:(
As i wake up around 5 o clock i am scared of whats going to hapen today at my new school. Will i get bullied? Will i not fit in? Will i not make any friends. As i think of whats going to happen i started to think if i was going to be one of those losers who sit in the corner all day everyday. I went back to sleep and had a dream about school, everybody is around me laffing because i dont know anybody but then i realized that im bigger than them and i started to bully them. It was an odd dream but it was fun while it lasted. As my alarm went of i jumped out of bed and smacked the alarm clock as i was getting ready my mom was making me french toast and lots of it.
I asked her if she wanted to come with me to find out which classes im in but she had to go help my younger brother and sister to find their classes. I started to wonder if she made me french toast to not get mad at her for when she said that o well it worked all right. I packed my bag but then realized that i dont really need a bag on the first day of school because i dont think theirs a teacher in the world who would make us do work on the first day and if they did i would just not go to that class anymore evr again in my life unless theirs a sub.
As i walked out of the door i started to shake and i was getting nervess i walked up to the school and saw a bunch of kids that were also new to the school so i stopped shaking and asked them if they wanted help or to help me find our classes and he nodded his head up and down. As we found the paper thing where our names were listed we found out that we are in the same class. I felt kinda alkward going in to the class because i still didn't know a lot of people in the class.
As the bell rang the teacher told us to sit down and make your selfs at home. He started to talk to us about what his class rules are 1 is to at least look at the teacher wle he is talking but you can choose not to listen, its just to make him feel good about him self. rule #2 is that we can listen to i pods in class whenever he is not talking to the class and if your plaing games on it if you can then you will have to get it taken away from you for ten minutes. #3 is that their should be no fighting in class unless its a really good reason for it to happen. And yeh those are the main rules and the rest what ever you think is bad then you shouldn't do it.
And then he started to ramble on about when he was a child and he knows what it feels like for the first day at school. As he talked about what happend to him i started to not be scared and i felt like i wanted to be my self rather than being shy and scared all the time.
By the end of the day i have made at least 11 friends each person from different classes. I dont remember their names but itll catch on throu out the year. After that day i wasn't scared of new schools if i be my self and not some other kid that is like the tottal opiset than me so yeh thats my story of what happend to me.
<--- This is me on the first day of school.
I asked her if she wanted to come with me to find out which classes im in but she had to go help my younger brother and sister to find their classes. I started to wonder if she made me french toast to not get mad at her for when she said that o well it worked all right. I packed my bag but then realized that i dont really need a bag on the first day of school because i dont think theirs a teacher in the world who would make us do work on the first day and if they did i would just not go to that class anymore evr again in my life unless theirs a sub.
As i walked out of the door i started to shake and i was getting nervess i walked up to the school and saw a bunch of kids that were also new to the school so i stopped shaking and asked them if they wanted help or to help me find our classes and he nodded his head up and down. As we found the paper thing where our names were listed we found out that we are in the same class. I felt kinda alkward going in to the class because i still didn't know a lot of people in the class.
As the bell rang the teacher told us to sit down and make your selfs at home. He started to talk to us about what his class rules are 1 is to at least look at the teacher wle he is talking but you can choose not to listen, its just to make him feel good about him self. rule #2 is that we can listen to i pods in class whenever he is not talking to the class and if your plaing games on it if you can then you will have to get it taken away from you for ten minutes. #3 is that their should be no fighting in class unless its a really good reason for it to happen. And yeh those are the main rules and the rest what ever you think is bad then you shouldn't do it.
And then he started to ramble on about when he was a child and he knows what it feels like for the first day at school. As he talked about what happend to him i started to not be scared and i felt like i wanted to be my self rather than being shy and scared all the time.
By the end of the day i have made at least 11 friends each person from different classes. I dont remember their names but itll catch on throu out the year. After that day i wasn't scared of new schools if i be my self and not some other kid that is like the tottal opiset than me so yeh thats my story of what happend to me.
<--- This is me on the first day of school.
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
HMMM
their are billions of games based on pretty much everything in this world can be turned into a game. We play them every night when our parents go to sleep around 10 you can be playing them till like five in the morning. But you would have to cosious about the volume it cant be loud or to qiute it has to be just right.
run on senteces :) i think?
Exitingly i played mario in my moms room on the nintendo 64 but, something happened to me in one levle... I died by a turtle touching me.
Crying in my room i found out that i didn't even know what i was crying about in the first place so i asked my brother what i should be crying about and he said that i should be crying about the world its going to spontainiosly catch fire and kill everyone in the world but i didn't beleive him so i asked my sister and she said that i should be crying because shes the one who broke my i pod.
Loudly i played my guitar in my room as my friend was playing the drumd and the bass we made a song that my mom didn't like what so ever she says its just noise but we think that its a work in progress and its going to end beutifful.
Suprisingly i actually love my broski <--(brother) without him what would i ever acomplish in my life like really who else am i saposed to bother every day for my entire life its just like a sport for us its super fun and it puts him to sleep whenever im babysitting him it gets him really tired out really fast.
Retardedly my freind told me that he is getting train tracks today he said that i can tees him all i want because we agreed that when i get myn he can tees me all he wants but i dont really think i need them at all anyway so HA! (shhhh) tho he doesn't know.
Crying in my room i found out that i didn't even know what i was crying about in the first place so i asked my brother what i should be crying about and he said that i should be crying about the world its going to spontainiosly catch fire and kill everyone in the world but i didn't beleive him so i asked my sister and she said that i should be crying because shes the one who broke my i pod.
Loudly i played my guitar in my room as my friend was playing the drumd and the bass we made a song that my mom didn't like what so ever she says its just noise but we think that its a work in progress and its going to end beutifful.
Suprisingly i actually love my broski <--(brother) without him what would i ever acomplish in my life like really who else am i saposed to bother every day for my entire life its just like a sport for us its super fun and it puts him to sleep whenever im babysitting him it gets him really tired out really fast.
Retardedly my freind told me that he is getting train tracks today he said that i can tees him all i want because we agreed that when i get myn he can tees me all he wants but i dont really think i need them at all anyway so HA! (shhhh) tho he doesn't know.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
APRIL FOOLS!! HA HA HA
If your thinking of going to callage to have fun then read what i have to say cuzz their pretty good pranks that alot of my friends love to laff about all the time. Okay if you start drinking and stuff or what everelse makes you sleep hard in the morning and or if your living near a pool or lake of something with water in it just not like a river that can kill you from rapids and rocks n such then dont do it EVER! unless you want to kill them then its all good. K the first step is you have to get that person drunk and wail till the morning and then you have to get a floaty that has no sides to keep balence and after that you bring them out side then lay them on the raft thing or what ever you got. You place him/her but id rather pick a guy to do it to or yeh your pretty much dead before she even touches you or just move really far away and never come back ever again.
The nezt step is that you have to put them in the river so their floating and push them away and then you throw water baloons at them so they wake up or just wait till they wake up doesn't madder really then you just wait till they wake up then they just freak out and swim ashore and try to kill you pretty much. I guess its not as funny if im just wrighting a story type thingy its WAY! more funnyer if you see it in real life.
Soyeh other than that its a really good laff.
The nezt step is that you have to put them in the river so their floating and push them away and then you throw water baloons at them so they wake up or just wait till they wake up doesn't madder really then you just wait till they wake up then they just freak out and swim ashore and try to kill you pretty much. I guess its not as funny if im just wrighting a story type thingy its WAY! more funnyer if you see it in real life.
Soyeh other than that its a really good laff.
Friday, March 26, 2010
DNA WITH A SNAKE???
This whole story started in hong kong and with a man named gong chong. Well it all started when he was just a little baby some how his DNA got mixed with a snakes DNA. So now he acts like a snake and eats like one. His family was thinking of an abortion because gong was just to much to handle and plus he was like half a snake so thats just odd and awsome at the same time.
As he grew up he always thot to him self why he never gets any girl friends so he thoght to himself what he is doing wrong and if he stinks or if he just has to wait for someone to find him.
One day he went out to a party with his friends with his fancest clothes on and his best clone (AXE). When he walked in the club everybody looked at him and started laffing for some odd reason. Later that night Gong asked a girl if she wanted to dance with him but she just kept dancing and ignored him. So then he went to dance alone and talked to himself because his friends have ditched him a few minutes after they got their with him right when everybody started to laff.
He felt so bad he felt like crying in the bath room but... he didn't instead he left to a restront to eat food. But on his way their a girl saw him and huged him for some reason so Gong asked the girl he just met if she wanted to go eat with him at Wendys she said yes. Gong was so suprised that he started crying on her shoulder and asked her wha her name is she replied ( franchesco).
Gong smiled and walked to the resteront and ordered their food.
As they talked they smiled and laffed with each other Gong wanted to tell her something that he might regret his intire life that he is half snake. It took a lot of guts to tell her but he did and he was not regreting he said that because she wanted to tell him something as well that sheis half snake as well.
That was and always will be the best night of his intire life. A few years later they had kids and a nice home to raise a family so they all sat on the table and at everything hole just like snakes do in their life.
As he grew up he always thot to him self why he never gets any girl friends so he thoght to himself what he is doing wrong and if he stinks or if he just has to wait for someone to find him.
One day he went out to a party with his friends with his fancest clothes on and his best clone (AXE). When he walked in the club everybody looked at him and started laffing for some odd reason. Later that night Gong asked a girl if she wanted to dance with him but she just kept dancing and ignored him. So then he went to dance alone and talked to himself because his friends have ditched him a few minutes after they got their with him right when everybody started to laff.
He felt so bad he felt like crying in the bath room but... he didn't instead he left to a restront to eat food. But on his way their a girl saw him and huged him for some reason so Gong asked the girl he just met if she wanted to go eat with him at Wendys she said yes. Gong was so suprised that he started crying on her shoulder and asked her wha her name is she replied ( franchesco).
Gong smiled and walked to the resteront and ordered their food.
As they talked they smiled and laffed with each other Gong wanted to tell her something that he might regret his intire life that he is half snake. It took a lot of guts to tell her but he did and he was not regreting he said that because she wanted to tell him something as well that sheis half snake as well.
That was and always will be the best night of his intire life. A few years later they had kids and a nice home to raise a family so they all sat on the table and at everything hole just like snakes do in their life.
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